I Zone Out











I understand where you’re comin from. I remember many a cigarette being the “best cigarette of my life.” Don’t take this as a “jump on the bandwagon” post. I don’t want to rub it in, but I want to celebrate my 6th month quitting anniversary by writing a post about pros and cons as I remember them. GO ME! It was tough, I’ll tell you. But it is do-able. If I could quit, anybody could. Write a comment if you need some advice. 

Pros of smoking (as a recall): 

  • relieves the need to have a cigarette
  • tastes good
  • feels good
  • looks sexy
  • gives your hand something to do 
  • gives your mouth something to do (i’m not addicted- my mouth is just bored!)
  • no withdrawal!
  • gives you a moment to take a break and contemplate things
  • alone time
  • speeds metabolism and helps lose weight/keep weight off
  • helps you concentrate
Cons:
  • After-shower smell is gone as soon as you have that after-shower cigarette
  • smoke in the eyes
  • burn holes on clothes
  • hair smells
  • breath smells
  • get out of breath doing simple things
  • COUGH!
  • man voice (in women).
  • scratchy voice
  • clear your throat before you talk
  • “Shit, I only have 2 cigarettes left for the night and no money…”
  • “Shit, where’s my lighter?”
  • “Can I please please please bum a smoke!! I’ll hit you back!”
  • feeling isolated 
  • not being allowed anywhere inside with your filthy habit
  • people looking at you negatively… especially little kids.. and knowing they’re right
  • those black lung photos
  • strep throat, bronchitis, pneumonia, etc. 
  • MONEY! (I have saved over 1,000 dollars in 6 months and counting)
  • watching the clock
  • dropping your cigarette while driving… SHIT!!!!
  • worrying about your next pack
  • driving/walking/biking in the snow at 3 a.m. for a pack
  • prices going up and up…
  • worrying about a quit date
  • being controlled by a drug instead of yourself
  • worrying about stretches of work, long movies, plane rides, etc. 
  • needing to take a break during important things or fun things like poker games. 
  • yellow teeth
  • yellow fingers
  • hating cigarettes and smoking and yourself for losing power. 
  • worrying about blowing smoke in people’s faces
  • feeling guilty about all those butts on the ground
  • feeling guilty about your non-smoker friends getting smoke in their faces. 
  • dealing with gross ashtrays. 
  • feeling gross when you see a garbage full of empty cigarette packs
  • Smoking a half-cigarette that is a day old. 
I could probably go on and on. When I quit (exactly) 6 months ago, I made a pro/con list. I wanted so badly to find that I had much more pros than cons. If I did, there would be no point in quitting, now would there? Well, I was disappointed when I could only come up with a few pros and a seemingly endless amount of cons. Just something to think about, especially since the economy in changing and shit’s getting pricey. I still have moments where I feel like I should be having a cigarette, and I’m still a smoker at heart. But I definitely feel proud for being an ex-smoker! The point of writing this post is basically to reinforce to myself that I am making the write decision. It definitely helped!


{July 9, 2008}   Beer Pong Wii Game

So Nintendo Wii has turned Beer Pong into a video game. It will be called “Pong Toss” and mothers are pissed. “My children will start drinking earlier now!”… “This is promoting underage drinking!” [The game is rated T for teen so children as young as 13 can get this game legally.]

First of all, I think the game looks boring. Second, isn’t this pretty much a carnival game- throwing balls into cups? Third, the kids are gonna start drinking at some point when they’re underage anyway. They’ve seen or heard about beer pong before, trust me. Getting all worked up about it is just publicizing and therefore further promoting a game that looks boring. Good job. Chill out. Just don’t buy the keg when they invite their teeny-bopper friends over to play their new Pong Toss game. The parents who are complaining are probably the parents who will watch their children like hawks until they’re 21 anyway.



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