Go to the Macy’s firework show next year! It’s the bomb.

Oh.. hello there! Thanks for stopping by. Can I take your jacket? Perhaps your hat?…

I tend to zone out. A lot. While it may look like I’m just staring into space with the consciousness of a rock, sometimes, I think.

• You: What kinda shit do you think about?
• Me: all kinds of shit! Bookmark me and find out the kinda shit that pops into my head. 
• You: Ok.. maybe I will look at your blog sometimes. But you’re not worthy of a bookmark.
• Me: Whatevs! You little bitch!
• You: You’re an idiot. You write about stupid shit that I disagree with.
• Me: Then comment! Don’t be a p****